My dog is evil.

I lay down next to her and snuggle her, then pick at her ear bump, which is a tumor or just one of those weird things that happen to dogs that is benign.  She hates me so she makes a set of my back muscles twitch like they would if some demon had pinched them.  Little devil dog.  (I think she always defends me so has gotten a god complex.) 

So I'm trying to figure out this job thing.  I searched for "help getting jobs in Arlington, TX"  A couple of bum and ex inmate sites were in the search results, but nothing helping regular people get a job.  I guess regular people don't need help.  Yet I need help. 

I haven't been applying as regularly as I should so that is something.  I should apply to at least 5 jobs per day.   Indeed seems kind of legit, but high intensity.  The other jobs sites, Simplyhired and Monster don't really have very many job leads.  I'm blaming that on the fact that Arlington doesn't have very many jobs. 

I figured out that I'm a freeloading bum, and I need to get a job like the rest of the people around here. 

So I'm not Bachelor degreed or skilled. I can walk dogs, clean and cook, and type 45 wpm.  I am also CPR and First Aid Certified. 

I'm not brave enough to face the day or my neighbors.  I have this beautiful free dog walking flyer. I don't have anything better to do than gain experience.  In the daylight I turn into this home abiding sun-shunning vampire (apart from the daily dog walk).  It really just sucks.   I'm like the mud creature who feels safe at dark, but who's skin is burned by the new light of day.

My sleep schedule doesn't help.  Sleeping to ridiculous hours of the afternoon. 

So I've decided that I'm a bum, or Gollum, which ever comes first in the dictionary and either way, I need to get a job like normal people have. 

Going with the trend.  I think I need to find a job I feel like I can pawn in. 

Looking through my categories of jobs I'm qualified for I think I can pawn in customer service and call center jobs.  They have always been placed in the "Boring" category in my head, so maybe I need to see if they are boring or not. 

I have applied at Care.com.  I found several potential jobs from there.  I was able to get a great job at the Bambino Palace, but that was cut short quickly.  I think they have a lot of different jobs, a lot of turnover.  So we are hoping that one of the jobs I apply to goes through.